Know how many extremely crunchy noodles there are in a box of Stir Fry Rice Noodles?
A bazillion.

Know how I know?
In the 17 seconds that Olivia was alone in the kitchen, she got said box from the pantry, dumped the contents on the floor, and danced, jumped and slid all over the noodles.

Know how helpful a toddler can be when you are trying to pick a bazillion times a kajillion noodle particles off the kitchen floor?
Not the slightest bit.

I did at least clean the mess up before coming in here to blog about it.